3r33354. 3r3-31. "Reap my snot" - sounds disgusting, is not it? The phenomenon in question is no less disgusting. Although, at the same time, it is so familiar that we have already stopped noticing him, taking it for granted. 3r33333.  3r33354. 3r33333.  3r33354. Chewing snot, especially strangers, takes a tremendous amount of time and effort. And the higher your position, the more snot you have to chew - and your subordinates, and your managers, and your customers. Not to mention the snot of loved ones, but here it is not going anywhere.
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3r33333.  3r33354. 3r33333.  3r33354. What kind of snot? In general, they are often called cockroaches. This, let's say, features of a particular person. Cockroaches in the head are cute and cool, they live quietly and do not bother anyone. A person only occasionally mentions them, usually in a playful conversation, such as “well, it’s my cockroaches running around in my head, I sometimes even talk to them”. 3r33333.  3r33354. 3r33333.  3r33354. Cockroaches, as it should be, live in humans in the head. He either loves them or dislikes them, knows how to suppress them, or obeys and feeds, or knows nothing about them at all. But the main thing - cockroaches in a person inside. Well, to hell with him, right? This is a man’s private matter how to deal with your cockroaches. 3r33333.  3r33354. 3r33333.  3r33354. Problems begin when all this rubbish comes out and interferes in human relations - both personal and workers. We still do not see these cockroaches, but, communicating and working with a person, we gradually begin to understand that something is wrong here. It seems an adult, decent man, but
 3r33354. 3r33333.  3r33354. One cannot work when it is noisy around, and capriciously demands silence. The other does not tolerate when they raise their voices - it roars, blushes, and takes offense. The third works only if it is praised, otherwise it will sit and puff up lips like a fairy-tale princess. The fourth is eating so much garlic for breakfast that you can sit next to only in a respirator, and you get offended at the comments and hints. The fifth one does not know how and does not want to learn to express his thoughts, and he is constantly freaking out, because no one damn understands that he is mumbling there. The sixth is afraid to say that he did not understand a damn thing, and he will be stupid to the last, just not to be recognized. The seventh states that he will not read e-books, even under the penalty of being shot - only paper ones. Eighth can not sit back to the door, because it spoils his energy (well, well, just Alt + Tab does not have time to press). And so on, ad infinitum. 3r33333.  3r33354. 3r33333.  3r33354. That's what it is? Cockroaches? It seems not quite suitable term. The cockroach is the reason that sits in the head. And what is the name of these actions inexplicable, the causes, approaches, quirks, wadding and debilism? I have not found a better definition than “chewing snot”. Here I will write in quotes, I will continue to save electricity, but be aware that this is about chewing in a figurative sense. 3r33333.  3r33354. 3r33333.  3r33354. Snot, anyway, everyone chews. This is as normal as messing around with your cockroaches. Moreover, we have just linked these two phenomena into a chain of causation: cockroaches are the cause, chewing snot is a consequence. While a man keeps cockroaches in check, and snot in the nasopharynx, no one before him and there can be no case, except for doctors of different specialties. 3r33333.  3r33354. 3r33333.  3r33354. The main trouble snot: nifiga not clear what it is snot. It always seems that a person has a real problem, or a limitation, or an approach, or the devil knows what else. Then, with time, with some probability, the truth will open, but at first you have to believe, agree and follow. That is, chewing someone else's snot. 3r33333.  3r33354. 3r33333.  3r33354. A man said that he could not work when it was noisy. The truth can not, or lying and the price itself fills? Maybe it is medically impossible for him? Or maybe just, as they say, swell? 3r33333.  3r33354. 3r33333.  3r33354. Well, let's say, we say to him - man, sorry, open office, the noise is not removed. Put on your headphones. He puts on, sits for a day, sits for two, and then he says - I can not wear headphones, there are ants. What? What ants? Ordinary, I hear them. It is necessary to put the headphones in the oven, and the ants will then die. 3r33333.  3r33354. 3r33333.  3r33354. Do not you think that we are chewing what we have not planned? From which moment? 3r33333.  3r33354. 3r33333.  3r33354. 3r33338. We eat someone else's snot
3r33333.  3r33354. 3r33333.  3r33354. There are decent people who keep all their "features" with themselves, not spreading about them, not imposing on anyone, and God forbid, not including their snot in work processes. 3r33333.  3r33354. 3r33333.  3r33354. And there are people who are not very decent. Those who consider themselves entitled to put snot out. And not just to exhibit - they say, take who you want (what fool would you agree to?), But to impose, impose, demand, even oblige - reap my snot, my friend, and not that - a-ta-ta. 3r33333.  3r33354. 3r33333.  3r33354. As a rule, these people have the power - and not necessarily formal. For example, if you are a manager, then your subordinates have authority over you. And, sometimes more than you above them. Especially if you choose the “fatherly” leadership style (according to Goleman's classification) - you should babysit the team, talk a lot, support in difficult times, help solve problems Doesn't it remind you anything? A bit like a kindergarten, where the tutor wipes the snot to the kids. Again, snot, damn it. 3r33333.  3r33354. 3r33333.  3r33354. Do not misunderstand me - I am not a supporter of rigid management, totalitarianism, a planned economy or something like that. Just want to draw your attention to the snot. If your relationship with subordinates went further than “How are you? “It's all good!”, Then, with a high probability, the snot is already on your plate. 3r33333.  3r33354. 3r33333.  3r33354. As soon as a subordinate, or a colleague, or even a boss discovers your soul, he arranges an “emotional striptease,” along with hidden personal information, he throws out a bunch of snot that you have to chew with him. You do not have much choice if you are not a complete scumbag and not an adherent of any psychological school that teaches how to ignore reality. 3r33333.  3r33354. 3r33333.  3r33354. When management is hard, you are not interested in what this pathetic worm is mumbling. He understands this, so he will shut up and leave his snot to himself. 3r33333.  3r33354. 3r33333.  3r33354. 3r33338. Snot slave
3r33333.  3r33354. 3r33333.  3r33354. I had a subordinate programmer, an intern. Neither before, nor after, have I ever met such interesting snot. When I explained something to him for a long time — a task, or some kind of mechanism, or there objects and their methods — it doesn't matter, he always answered at the end — damn, I didn't understand anything, I have a mess in my head. This increase at the end, about the mess in my head, was his favorite snot. It is necessary, and? I, being then a manager of average softness, at first listened to the programmer, trying to understand what his porridge was in his head? Any special difficulties? 3r33333.  3r33354. 3r33333.  3r33354. He spent several conversations (= chewing his snot), tried another way to explain (= chewing his snot a little more), carefully picking up his past work experience, hoping to find the causes of porridge in his head (= yes, chewing snot again). In the end, spat, and said: you got it already! All people, like people, sit and understand, ask questions, manual smoking, trying and doing! One you konopatish my brains with your porridge! 3r33333.  3r33354. 3r33333.  3r33354. And nothing! He took it for a couple of days, then wrapped his snot on his fist, and after a few months he became a decent, respected and normally valued specialist in our collective farm market. 3r33333.  3r33354. 3r33333.  3r33354. Snot differ some kind of inexplicability, pretentiousness, strangeness. They seem out of the ordinary. The terms “damn it, some kind of crap” or “yes, this is your kind of problem” are well suited to them. 3r33333.  3r33354. 3r33333.  3r33354. Another important difference of snot is that they almost always serve the sense of self-importance of their creator, because they are generated by this very ChSV. From here come all the amazing and funny stories of strange bosses, inventing crazy rituals, singing hymns in the mornings, dress codes and requirements for the sterility of toilet bowls by employees. 3r33333.  3r33354. 3r33333.  3r33354. The main thing - snot identifiable. We are so used to them that we do not even notice how we spread our snot ourselves, and we chew other people. Do not forget the rule: snot is some kind of crap. 3r33333.  3r33354. 3r33333.  3r33354. 3r33338. Bosses snot
3r33333.  3r33354. 3r33333.  3r33354. I had such a situation at work: three chiefs. They all somehow submit to each other, but this is not important. The problem is that I talked with them all at the same time, and not along the chain. Mostly by email. 3r33333.  3r33354. 3r33333.  3r33354. Here is the first, in communication - without snot at all. You can write at any time, will respond guaranteed within 24 hours. Usually - within a few minutes. Digest any letter - both long and short. He even loved them longer, sometimes he asked them to write - detailed, with analysis, etc. 3r33333.  3r33354. 3r33333.  3r33354. The second - already with snot. Does not digest too long letters. The middle ones are normal, the short ones do not like, but will tolerate. True, if the letter is short, it will still ask a few clarifying questions, and in the end the correspondence will be long. 3r33333.  3r33354. 3r33333.  3r33354. The third - all in snot. First, only short letters. Only extremely short. Secondly, no more than two times a week - from me in the sense. Write more - will not read. He even came up with a name for his nozzle - “comfortable mode”. 3r33333.  3r33354. 3r33333.  3r33354. And what is there to do with such? The normal process - to write one letter and send it to three addressees - does not work, because someone will definitely be unhappy (although it can be survived), but, most importantly - will not read, or will not understand, or will not respond, or will not agree - in short, will not do what I need. 3r33333.  3r33354. 3r33333.  3r33354. And so, instead of working normally, I sit and chew other people's snot. One is writing a long letter, the other is medium, the third is short. Like princes in a field, I shoot some archery in search of brides. 3r33333.  3r33354. 3r33333.  3r33354. If I could influence a subordinate, then it is problematic on managers. No, in the end, of course, it turned out to push and reduce the number of letter formats to one, but how much time was spent in vain? 3r33333.  3r33354. 3r33333.  3r33354. A huge number of foreign snot chewed and continue to chew people in all companies. I will give a couple of examples of my colleagues. 3r33333.  3r33354. 3r33333.  3r33354. 3r33338. Snot colleagues
3r33333.  3r33354. 3r33333.  3r33354. Know the joke? A girl is standing - fat, scary, in acne - looking in the mirror, and he says: all people are like people, and I am a queen! So Marina was the same, only not fat, and not terrible. 3r33333.  3r33354. 3r33333.  3r33354. Everyone can directly put the task through the order management system, but Marina cannot. Only through the approval of the director. What does it mean? Minimum plus three days to the date of execution. Even if the result is needed tomorrow. 3r33333.  3r33354. 3r33333.  3r33354. Why is that? After all, Marina is not a director, but only one of the leaders. Because Marina got her nozzle called "I occupy an important position, do important work and there is nothing to distract me with any nonsense." Well, made everyone around chew on it. 3r33333.  3r33354. 3r33333.  3r33354. However, Marina did not take into account that the director was hooked - not only did she have to agree on something, but also to listen to complaints, and sometimes to be guilty, if you coordinate the task for a long time. Sensitive, but still chewing on someone else's snot. As a result, the system of approval of orders for Marina was canceled. 3r33333.  3r33354. 3r33333.  3r33354. Or here is Inga. She worked as an economist, sat with other aunts and boss in the office. And then a terrible thing happened - they decided to buy new furniture in the office. It would seem, where can a nozzle come from? 3r33333.  3r33354. 3r33333.  3r33354. And Inga found. When the furniture was distributed, she began to whine that she did not get the biggest table. And he got, I must say, the boss. Actually, she ordered it for herself. 3r33333.  3r33354. 3r33333.  3r33354. Inga also used the typical snot - an inexplicable argument. She said that her boss humiliated her, taking the biggest table for herself. She told everyone from economists to owner. I was not ashamed to go anywhere, I put each snot in my mouth. 3r33333.  3r33354. 3r33333.  3r33354. As a result, I received my big table, and the whole company pressed snot. 3r33333.  3r33354. 3r33333.  3r33354. 3r33338. Snot HR
3r33333.  3r33354. 3r33333.  3r33354. I also know the snot that chewed each of us. They are called something like this - “Oh, everything, you understand a lot in HR methods, let's pass this test.” Yes, we are talking about the millions of tests and questionnaires that we pass before getting a job, when getting a job, during work, before being fired, etc. (funny - as if listing the events of the form). 3r33333.  3r33354. 3r33333.  3r33354. This is completely meaningless crap, to put it in practical terms. Theoretically, there are a lot of benefits in tests, but only in one case: if we use their results. In practice, this rarely happens, and the tests simply translate the paper. And they force us, and all our colleagues, to chew on someone else's snot to scratch the ChSV of pretty girls from HR. 3r33333.  3r33354. 3r33333.  3r33354. There are, of course, cases when HR says “damn, I know that all this is crap, but the management has demanded, you’ll put a tick and I’ll fall behind” In my practice, these were 50%, the rest sincerely believed in the power of statistics and psychology. 3r33333.  3r33354. 3r33333.  3r33354. 3r33338. Snot Rebel
3r33333.  3r33354. 3r33333.  3r33354. Madly love to roll out their snot all sorts of truth-makers, including - in IT. Well, those, you know, who “can’t do this!”, Or “move the order in the processes first, then automate!”. These guys are fueled by all sorts of snot, and the whole company is pressed. 3r33333.  3r33354. At first, they will yell and stomp their feet, violently attracting attention to themselves. Like, everything around is mediocrity, loafers and ghouls, and I am D'Artagnan. Everything, especially the manual, will be suitable, ask, comfort, delve into the details. Well, you understand. Chew snot D'Artagnan. 3r33333.  3r33354. 3r33333.  3r33354. Then, of course, they will figure out that this is just another clicker, which does not understand a damn thing either in processes, or in management, or in business. He remembered several slogans, turned them into his snot and made, bitch, chew us all this. Fortunately, if expelled. 3r33333.  3r33354. 3r33333.  3r33354. And if they don’t get kicked out, then the dude will retake and will demand TZ, SZ, FT or any other bureaucratic combination of letters. Yesterday’s arrogance of the righteous and rebel would disappear somewhere, and D’Artagnan would become our usual Russian CIO. With his favorite nozzle: “we will, of course, but we need a schedule, task, architecture, functional requirements, etc.”. 3r33333.  3r33354. 3r33333.  3r33354. It is clear that paper is needed if the project is large, or an external contractor. This is not a snot, but a reality (although, who knows ). But our dude will require a TK for every internal automation task. Because So It Is Necessary and Right. This is a snot, and everyone will chew it. Or get used to, or expelled scum, and he will scratch his ChSV in another place. 3r33333.  3r33354. 3r33333.  3r33354. 3r33338. Snot commentators
3r33333.  3r33354. 3r33333.  3r33354. I write articles not so long ago, a little over a year. If you pay attention, I respond to comments rarely and selectively. 3r33333.  3r33354. 3r33333.  3r33354. And when he wrote the first articles, he answered everyone. Then everyone answered me. Then I told him. And so on. 3r33333.  3r33354. 3r33333.  3r33354. I have not seen snot. It seemed to me that it was really interesting to people, and from their “phew, some crap. Whether it's XXX or YYY, a useful and interesting discussion will come out! 3r33333.  3r33354. 3r33333.  3r33354. And it was not even trolling. Just people laid out theirand snot, because saw that there was someone to chew on them. I, the beginning author, who else. 3r33333.  3r33354. 3r33333.  3r33354. They probably noticed that the commentators do not communicate very often with each other, because they are competitors. It is like the fruit sellers in the market will start buying apples from each other. 3r33333.  3r33354. 3r33333.  3r33354. Hand on heart, you can say: at least half of all comments can be replaced by the phrase “shake my snot”. No matter what they are called there, what details they are made of, and what color they are. Of course, this is not about you, dear reader. 3r33333.  3r33354. 3r33333.  3r33354. 3r33338. People without snot
3r33333.  3r33354. 3r33333.  3r33354. There are such, of course. They are full, especially among programmers, many of whom are introverts. 3r33333.  3r33354. 3r33333.  3r33354. Introverts have even more cockroaches than all the others taken together, but the snot that is on display is much smaller. Because it is ashamed, uncomfortable, shy. 3r33333.  3r33354. 3r33333.  3r33354. A person without snot can be as accurately defined as the word "adequate." The word is battered, and its meaning is sometimes forgotten, but here, right now, stop your attention on it and think about its meaning. 3r33333.  3r33354. 3r33333.  3r33354. Adequate. Can you just be adequate? No, this is not a word divorced from reality. You can be adequate to something. The most correct is probably to be adequate to the environment. Do not adapt to it, but conform to it. Sometimes “to comply with the environment” means “to fight with the environment”, right? 3r33333.  3r33354. 3r33333.  3r33354. Okay, distracted. A man without snot is adequate. It works normally, talks normally, responds normally. Can not see any "crap some." 3r33333.  3r33354. 3r33333.  3r33354. And if it can be seen, an adequate person can explain everything, and so that it becomes clear not only to him alone. Well, that is the explanation will not be “because because” or “because gladiolus”. 3r33333.  3r33354. 3r33333.  3r33354. Or, alternatively, the explanation will not follow, if an adequate person understood - he is offered to chew snot. 3r33333.  3r33354. 3r33333.  3r33354. 3r33338. So what?
3r33333.  3r33354. 3r33333.  3r33354. I would have known - I would have said. 3r33333.  3r33354. 3r33333.  3r33354. Let's keep your snot on you. True, tired. Every time I guess, the person says the truth, or hangs his snot, so that I can chew them. I just can not learn this. Doubt like a fool, even when I read the comments. But what if? What if I'm wrong, and this is the same, adequate? And he has no snot? And I do not have to chew anything? 3r33333.  3r33354. 3r33333.  3r33354. I hold on, of course, although sometimes I get bogged down. Well, I am convinced that again chewing someone's snot. And I just can’t take it anyway - why? Why are adults, adequate, decent-looking people have so many problems? And not hidden, but on display, almost like an achievement? 3r33333.  3r33354. 3r33333.  3r33354. Just for the sake of self-importance? So it's all bullshit. Now I will invent a new saying: you won't be full of snot. Well, I'll think of an aphorism, let them quote. “Self-importance is like a mosquito bite. The more you scratch, the more you want. ” 3r33333.  3r33354. 3r33333.  3r33354. Well, a couple of tips lovers snot expose. I know that this is not about you, dear reader, but suddenly somewhere someone once
 3r33354. 3r33333.  3r33354. Flaunting your snot is a technique that, with due skill, can be used in a certain situation. But in a working environment such situations are very rare. It is so rare that learning to use snot is not even worth it. 3r33333.  3r33354. 3r33333.  3r33354. If you decide and take advantage, then know how to stop in time. Do not forget that snot is some kind of crap. Tuff, bullshit, fiction, mirage, chimera. Accordingly, after some time, the truth will open, and something will have to be explained. 3r33333.  3r33354. 3r33333.  3r33354. Well, do not forget about the responsibility. If you have deceived someone, calling the snot a real problem, and the person fell, chewed and did not notice, remember - you did muck. It’s like pretending to be weak, sitting on the porch and begging. And when served, laughing after the suckers. Or gathered all my life? 3r33333.  3r33354. 3r33333.  3r33354. 3r33338. P.S.
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